went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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