Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I think your dad took our porno
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
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