My nipple is on Facebook.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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