dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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