i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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