He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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