quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
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