I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
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