Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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