i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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