And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
She bit a glass in half.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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