So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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