We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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