You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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