I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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