I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Randomize
