My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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