she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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