If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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