Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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