how do flat chested girls get laid?
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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