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I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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