he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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