I wanna bring you to show and tell
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Randomize
