So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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