Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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