i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Randomize
