Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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