I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Randomize
