she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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