Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
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