I seem to have left my pride at pride
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
We talked him into tasing himself.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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