Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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