i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
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