"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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