He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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