talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
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