im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Just cropdusted the office
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
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