if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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