Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
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