better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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