The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
Randomize
