You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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