What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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