i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
She told me I should be a condom model.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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