But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
