I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
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