So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Sry I called you an 8
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
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