i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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