No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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