I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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