It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Randomize
