at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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