Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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