garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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